about a girl.●●●
Hi. People call me farah.I like to doodle lyrics. and quotes. I first loved on March 8,1993. Yes, I'm going to be a senior in high school this year. SPM sucks balls. Why can't they just leave us alone?. Taylor Lautner? he's my husband.. I like to read. Books are cool.. No, contrary to popular belief, I am neither a nerd nor am I heartless. i
chitchat. ●●●
linkage.●●●
♥Arda-eee
♥Aimi
♥Aisyaaaw
♥Baoyu
♥Crystal
♥Fara Zaidi
♥Fatiinnn.
♥HooKeeny
♥Imaneeeee
♥Jo
♥Jasmine
♥Karineee
♥LX Ho
♥Malik
♥Mint
♥ My tumblr
♥Sherlina
♥Sook Shian!
♥STEFFIRRAAAA
♥Syamira
♥Tammie
♥Zulllylayout by Leen striped pattern from Ego-box
i can't do anything right. ●●●
Thursday, December 31, 2009 11:46 pm
Ignore the ugly template. The blogskin I was working on had some defects to it. This is temporary. After midnight, I am changing my skin. Bahaha.
i don't wanna be any other place. ●●●
11:13 pm
Okay. 45 more minutes to 2010. Let's make this post a little memorable or something. So, in past years I'd always do a best and worst of 200_ right? Let's try something different. I'm gonna talk about people for this year.Farah Roslee - Who would ever thought we would be like damn tight, yo? Hahaha. Friend, you know I love you and if I "chuck your mother into the sea"[inside joke] occasionally, sorry ehhh? :D
Rupini - Kupini Koffeeess! Teeheee. Miss money-matters. Yes, Rup. We know how lonely it is to sit alone.
Priya - The lady from the dinosaur era. Sorrylah I suka kacau you kan? You're like, one of my favourite victims. Ever. So, consider yourself HONOURED. Pfffft.
Hana, Ishaq, Mint, - Gang budak belakang! Wheeeeee! Aku tatau nak cakap apa ah kat korang. Puji nanti terkembang. Kutuk nanti terasa. Sukati ah. Korang fill in the blanks sendiri.
Ka Hou, Manda, Hilary, Shung Li, Veng Chung - Aaaah. The smarties. Ka Hou, no more stealing asam laksa from me. I mean it. The rest? Really happy I'm friends with y'all.
[shit.38 minutes left]
Aimimi - More or less my favourite junior ever. So adorable and pretty and sweet. :) We are awesome people eh?
Sherlina - Duuuuude. Whattheheck. We became shitass close after Mrs Ng tuition ended? Haha. But I'm grateful either way. :D You know I wouldn't have discovered tumblr without you right?
Sam the Sam - The dude I love more than my brother [ha!] As long as you're in SAB, you're still my ATM to buy me mineral water tau tau tau? Teehee.
Malike - This dude is like one of a kind. Funny, weird, hyper.... Haha. Thank God I met you during Bendahara kawad practice?
Syia - HORNYY! Dammn girl. I think if i didn't meet you, my life would be less crazier kot? Or... maybe not.
A'an - -speechless- HAHAHA. Sebab I'm naturally funny kan? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Najat - teman bergossip/lepak time Physics. May 2010 drive us to insanity.
Atul - Oh tauke Kari! =D Err... Aku taktau nak cakap apa. Sorry.
Madihah - Homework partner for this entire week! I love you x 10000
MaxMallows - Dude. Next time, scare me again with your scary face tau? Hahaha. I like talking to you online. You're like freakin' hyper.
SookShian and Baoyu: MY FAVOURITE 4HEMAH DUO! Sook Shian, I like you. You're very huggable. Baoyu, whylah you damn skinnyyy?
Stef - Sister from another mother. ;) What else can I say kan?
Arda, Ruby, Fran and Aisya - I am gonna miss you people like crazy now that I can't see y'all in school! WTF betol lah.
Syaa - Yo! Anda. If I tak reply you, bukan makna I don't care tau? Knowing the nature of me. Itu merupakan kebiasaan untuk mengabandon my Celcom phone.
Chowder - CHOWDERRRRRRRRRRRRR! Yeah, I miss the closeness of us from when I was in Form 1 - 3. Look what SPM DID TO YOU!
Josieeefin - My beloved big sister; dancer extraordinaire. Who's gonna choreograph for Interact now? Heeee. :) I'm gonna miss you. Definitely.
Iman - Anda. Might as well just go live on another Planet okay? Paling susah to contact. Gahaha.
Karin - May 2010 reduce your annoying-ness so that the tendency of me ignoring you on MSN reduces. Hehehehe. And COLIN HILL FTW!
Fara Iylia - The coolest person on the planet. :D :D :D -end of story-
Tinn - Dude. Together, we will conquer the world. Licking one tiramisu bowl at a time.
TinTashah - Minah paling tak betol in the planet. Hahahaha. :D
Ally - I MISS YOU! COME BACK NOW!
Idhzan - thanks for teaching me addmaths on msn? Pfft. What kind of a dedication is that. Sorry. ^^"
Crystal Gan - yeah. Thank you for brainwashing me. I talk like you now! Damn scary lah beech.
Alright. I think that's pretty much it. If I missed out any other names, it's not that I don't care. It's because I keep my brain in a jar and I can't remember a lotta names. :D
Happy new year, guys!
Let's stay friends til we become grandmas and grandpas, yo!
Honourable mentions:
MJ - My favourite singer ever til I was like 9 or smth. Your loss will be deeply missed.
SAB MJ - Sree. I'm sorry I hated you so much I didn't apologize til it was too late.
i can't be perfect. ●●●
3:40 am
but Colin Hill sure can. From his looks, body, photog skills, height, favourite animal and sense of humour.........-sigh-
<3
boogie wonderlandd~ ●●●
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 2:56 am
Talked to Ally. Wooooo! I miss her. Damn. Kay. Off to bed. Nites.
but happy birthday. ●●●
12:16 am
Happy birthday sherlina!Ok, so just now [or rather, last night =="] I was pretty pissed that the tuition van picked me up LATE. I got fed up when it didnt arrive by 7.45 coz the van always reaches my place around 7.20-7.35 . I called Maths Clinic and asked. They told me to wait. Fine. I waited some more.
When the van came, I moodily opened the door and sat right in front of the door. But the door wasn't closed properly. When I wanted to close it properly, this idiot of a primary schoolboy tossed out his motherfecking Apollo wrapper outside. RIGHT.IN.FRONT.OF.MY.HOUSE. I didn't say anything coz I think he might be the van driver's son.
So yeah. I was pretty pissed off. YOU JUST SAW ME GETTING INTO THE VAN IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE AND YOU THROW A PIECE OF CRAP IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE? Stupid uneducated child! [Mama scolds me everytime I call people stupid but it's true kan? The fecking world is full of stupid people]
After tuition, I saw the wrapper still in front of my house. Hopping off the van, I intended to kick it into the drain but I had a "situation" with the automatic gate's remote which made me forget the damned wrapper.
It's still there. In front of my house. Screw you, kid. Screw you.
I'm not a hypocrite. I admit, I'm possibly not the neatest person in the world. My room right now, is in a mess from me tossing out unnecessary Form 4 garbage and my school desk and bags aren't always tidy.
But I find it extremely disrespectful for the boy to throw the wrapper in front of my houselah kan?
What if I went to HIS house and threw an entire box of rubbish in front of his door or something? Geeeeez.
a murderer, ●●●
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 3:40 pm
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
and we'll dig a deep hole ●●●
Monday, December 28, 2009 11:43 pm
to bury this shit they call addmaths.Given that line y=mx-5 is a tangent to the curve y=2xsquared + 3, find the positive value of m.
WTF IS THAT?
if i lay here ●●●
Sunday, December 27, 2009 11:37 pm
would you lie with me and just forget the world?Yeah, so anywaaay. Been doing some homework over MSN with Madihah. And also, I have finished most of my homework so yes.
The outing on 1st Jan is so on! [Coz I didn't kill myself these past few days doing homework just for fun y'know?]
And Stefira, this may be long overdue but I totally agree that guys who play the piano are hot! I mean, I like guys who play the guitar but I love guys who play the piano more.
Coz there's not much of them around, I guess? Learning how to play Chasing Cars on the guitar at the mo'.
Hmmmm....
past the pumpkin patch ●●●
Saturday, December 26, 2009 1:44 am
why is my blogger so dead?='(
family portrait. ●●●
Tuesday, December 22, 2009 12:04 am
As can be read in previous post, I am awaaaay from tomorrow til Friday/Saturday.See you later, alligators!
i miss the sound of your voice. ●●●
Monday, December 21, 2009 11:27 pm
I am very happy yo.Shadow, after fading into oblivion, into the darkness, has returned!
This is very awesome. It made me happy.
Why?
Because I'ma be away tomorrow-friday.
Family vacation.
I have to wake up crazy early tomorrow.
But I don't care.
I keep waiting for you but you never come.
But you're back from outerspace.
There was also a freaky incident in the van on the way to tuition just now.
I was thinking of that exact line from Love Story kan?
10 seconds later, the song came up on my iPod.
Bagus.
I'm sorry for writing like this.
I'm overjoyed.
I'm sorry.
I'm happy.
don't you forget about me. ●●●
12:47 pm
USA release: April 20, 2010
Want.
how could you be so heartless? ●●●
12:24 pm
This just in! The cover for the 7th book in the Pretty Little Liars series! It's called Heartless. Which, speaking of... I don't think I have all my PLL books with me. Siapa pinjam, pulang balik. I mean it.
Pretty freaky huh? -shudders- I think it's Emily. Spencer and Aria were on the cover of Wicked and Killer respectively. So yeah. Then, book 8--Wanted's cover will definitely be Hanna.
It's coming out in the USA on 19th January. Let's just hope it's released here in Malaysia by mid of February coz honestly, I CANNOT WAIT. Ugh. I WANTTT.
For those of you who have yet to read the series, read it. It's to-die-for. Literally.
nananana, everyday. ●●●
Saturday, December 19, 2009 11:58 pm
Firstly,Arda - Zooey Deschanel
Stefira - Gisele Bundchen/Bar Rafaeli
Famira - Blake Lively
lmao.
Ok, ok. Lemme reverse to the starting of the story. Hahah. I wanted to go around Pavi to look for bags since I dah pergi Roxy KLCC ages ago. Me and Stefira planned lah kan? Then Arda decided to join. This morning, met Stefira at Wangsa Maju LRT Station and after that, we went on a wild goose chase looking for Arda. Penat. She said she was in the foodcourt dekat section yang in front of Madam Kwan's but instead she was like somewhere nearby.
"EH, Adik I datang cakap tukar tempat!"
Penat eh Arda? And Stefira won't stop yapping about how hot Hafiz is. Eesh. One day, if someone says Ajim is hot kan, I think I'll pass out. HAHAHA.
So anyway, lepas Arda selesai makan with her family, we headed to Forever 21. Sumpah I suka the shop gila2. Kalau I kurus, harini jugak i suruh my dad borong satu kedai tu =( Kesian my dad. He's gonna go bankrupt if I do that when I lose weight. Ha!
So anywaay. I bought a canvas bag thingy. Yang the kind you use to reduce plastic bag usage and crap tu? It's supposed to be RM9 i think tapi that guy punch in RM7 and since alarms didnt go off when we left the shop, betol lah agaknya tu? Dunno.
And a sparkly, blue zebra-print pencilcase! RM25 je! Weyh. I bought Miss Whatever punya pencilcase pun 27bucks lagi merepek childish. Hesh. And I WANT THEIR EARPHONES! GILA SPARKLY WEYHHH! Pun around RM25!
Ok, ok. Enough about that. When we went to Diva, I bought this set of the Best Friends necklaces. RM33 for three necklaces. Cool en? Arda got Best, Stefira got Friends and I got Forever. Hahah. Since it was short for me, I wore it as a bracelet. :)
And we also got Diva lipbalms as shown in picture above! 3 for 19bucks. we split the cost and dapat sorang satu.
I got vanilla, It smells amaazing. And it IS amazing. It's not sticky at all pun. I loike. Nanti I'm getting an entire pack to myself but since I dah ada vanilla, I'ma give it to Tinnerz. Hahaa. Orang lain tak payah jealous.
After MY LUNCH, Arda cakap " Famira badan you cantiklah!" So I pulled her hair. HAHAH. "TAK TIPULAH! Kalau you kurus mesti macam Blake Lively sebab tinggi and pretty" Awwwh. Ardaaa!
Tapi Arda also perasan that she is like Zooey Deschanel. Gahahah. Arda vain sangatlaaah. xD
After that we ronda the entire of Pavi beribu2 kali, took pictures[which I will steal from Arda's FB nanti] and then Stefira and I hitched a ride from Arda's dad to KLCC.
Me and Stefira had Starbucks, bought a hippie headband from Chamelon each and baliked.
End of story. I love yoous.
If we were. ●●●
12:53 am
Old song but I heard it last night after ages of not listening to it, and well oh well. This is a message to my favourite boys. Hee~Maybe I'll treat you better
Maybe I'll be your friend
Maybe I'll find some time
To go shopping
And buy you nicer clothes
'Cause the ones you've got have got to go
I'll cook your dinner
Put some meat on those bones
That's the least I could do
I'd be so good for you
I build you up
I'll be the best
You'd have it all
If we were, if we were
You'd never be
So damn depressed
If we were, if we were
I build you up
You'd never rest
If we were, if we were
We'd be the most beautiful mess
If we were forever...
Maybe I'll scratch your back
Tell you I adore you
Make you feel like a man
And all of that
Now wouldn't that be nice?
And you've got a life, wouldn't think less
I'll drive you crazy for the rest of your life
You don't realize what your missing
All the huggin', all the kissin'
Shut up and listen to me
But we're not.
I forgot
whisper hello. ●●●
Friday, December 18, 2009 9:16 pm
I wanna talk to these people on MSN!! My time to go online everyday is running out yo! Don't do this to me!ImanChowderJoAllyTinnerzIdhzanMaxAimi!
Iman; you keep running outta creds, best friend! EEEE. I'ma bite yoou.
Chowder; I miss youuuuuuuuuuu gedik.
Jo; I miss you sangat sangat sangat sangat.
Ally; Seriously, when was the last time we talked?
Tinn; I hardly talk to you during tuition and next week you nak jet off to Yemen! Mana boleh!
Idhzan; Orang habis SPM ni. I belum habis kacau!
Max; Maxmallows. I still have more things to annoy you.
Aimi; pretty lady. I rindu you gila gila gila. Jangan pindah MRSM. Make me happy. I'll love you forever. Heee~
So, what if I'm not close to Idhzan or something.
So what, I just met Max and hardly talked to him during DC.
Oh. And specially for Forkshian: I'MA HUG YOU LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW WHEN SCHOOL REOPENS! <3
hey stephen ●●●
1:34 am
let's change that to hey shadow, shall we?You're funny.
You're awesome.
You're annoying.
The best traits a guy should ever have.
<3
-winkwink-
homecoming. ●●●
1:26 am
SYAFIKAH! I MISS YOU! I AM SO SO SORRY! I WENT FOR MY INTERACT CONFERENCE LAST THURS-SUNDAY AND DIDNT BRING MY CELCOM PHONE. WHEN I CAME BACK, I REALISED THAT THE PHONE HAD DIED AND I KEEP ON FORGETTING TO CHARGE IT UNTIL TODAY.
if i could walk on water ●●●
Thursday, December 17, 2009 12:17 am
-clears throat-Hi, let me try to revive this dying blog by saying that I now like TWO GUYS instead of ONE. I still have mixed feelings about Mr Sunshine nowadays but I still like him and all his supercute sunshine-ness.
Meanwhile, I just met Shadow recently. Arda, Stefira, Aisya, Iman: DIAM. You know his name. Tak payah mengada nak publicly display his name here. If he finds out from here, you're all toasted muffins.
There's something about Shadow. Not just his good looks but there's this urge for him to be close to him. Or maybe it's just something I never had with Mr Sunshine. I mean, I talk to Shadow but I don't with Mr Sunshine because Mr Sunshine is a very shy and quiet person.
But yeah. It feels good. When one person disappoints, there's always the other person for the time being. HOWEVER, I am not implying that should I ever be in a relationship, I would ever cheat on my boyfriend.
I'm doing this because I know that I can never land any of those two. So hey, why not have fun and make myself happy instead of just complaining about Mr Sunshine being hard for me to understand.
Shadow and Mr Sunshine are as different as night and day. But I like it.
No, I love it.
minutes to midnight. ●●●
Monday, December 14, 2009 11:43 pm
Haha. 5 more minutes to midnight. Gonna post a quick update here.
Me: Crystal blames you for finishing her marshmallows.
Max: I love marshmallows.
Me: She told us how you stuffed a lot of them in a cup
Max: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Man! cover blown.
Me: MAXMALLOWS!
Max: WOI!
Hahaha. Max deserves a post here because I thought he looked scary during the conference. We intro-ed ourselves to each other during the wild SNAP-playing session on late Saturday night//early Sunday morning though. Unfortunately, I was scared to say bye to him yesterday because of his scary face lol.
MSN proves me wrong.
Gonna post more about the conference tomorrow! See yahh!
stop and stare ●●●
Monday, December 07, 2009 9:18 pm
like literally, yo. I came into my room. Stopped in front of the door and stared at all the mess in my room from the bed to the pile of junk, sighed, and went online.Yep. I didn't even bother to do the sorting and the cleaning. To hell, with that. Dah alang-alang besok nak pack for the conference, might as well just do everything tomorrow.
Wednesday boleh rest in the afternoon, 7.30 go tuition, 11pm tido coz I have to get up at 4am on Thursday to get ready.
Mehhh. I can't find my guitar picks. =(
Macam mana? Anddd.. I finally got myself a guitar tuner! Did I tell you that in any of my recent posts? Went to Yamaha in Wangsa Walk and bought a tunerrrrrr.
:D
make you forget. ●●●
4:16 pm
Sooooooo, the Interact Conference is on Thursday. Three days from now. Finally, man. I may not like camps and what-nots but at least, I'll probably get my life back instead of using this damned laggy PC of mine to surf same, boring websites with my retarded Streamyx connection daily when I should be doing my holiday homework instead.Meh. Fine. I'll go through my junk later tonight. Throw out the useless stuff, find ALL my holiday homework, sort them out and clear out all school bags/exam bags so that Bibik can wash them because Mama is making a lot of noise.
Tomorrow marks Stefira's freedom! Goodness. Stefira Marzuki, if by any chance, you're reading this, sila mengupdatasi blog anda. Hoho.
Yeah, okay. I think I'm gonna go shower. [SANGAT PANAS LAH!] and then charge Ajim's PSP and play FF: Crisis Core or Sims 2, depending on my mood. Then, maybe take a nap or something.
Byebye bloggie!
bury the castle. ●●●
Sunday, December 06, 2009 10:08 pm
Ohmygosh. This is just great, maan. HP7 Part 1 is coming out next November. Whoopdeedoo! Thanks SPM, for making me potentially miss my chance to watch it in the cinemas.SPM, you rock.
/end sarcasm.
So, yeah. SPM batch of 2009 is ending like, what? Next week? That is just too sad. Coz, you know, the burden of it will be transferred from their shoulders to
Baaah.
Have you guys realised that I have been saying 'feck' or 'fecking' a lot, lately? Sorry. I'm trying to cut down my use on curse words, especially the F-word. I know most people will say "EITHER YOU SAY IT OR YOU DON'T", but yeah. Need to cut down.
Nobody likes a pottymouth kan? =(
And hohohoh. I've got news for you people. I wrote this insanely lame comment on Chase Coy's facebook page. And he replied. Followed by this one retarded comment from some weirdo, saying: HEY! MY NAME IS CHASE TOO!
Nggh. Will post screencap soon to prove it [coz I know you people are jealous.] So what, if he's not famous? He makes goood music, he's good-looking and his voice is SO SO SO SO SO LOVELY! Haih.
So, ok fine. I guess I'm probably boring y'all to death or nobody is reading this blog at all. Kan? Kay. Bye.
so sick and tired. ●●●
Friday, December 04, 2009 4:18 pm
Streamyx, kenapa kamu mesti bersikap kebabian?MSN, how DARE YOU DIE ON ME WHEN I WAS TALKING TO ARDOTS AND SHERLINA?
PC, mengapa anda begitu SLOW DAN KURANG AJAR HA?
Eeeeeeee.
crossed the border. ●●●
Thursday, December 03, 2009 11:38 pm
Jaf Reen Natassia Iman's boyfriend is verylah gedik.
me: WHY IS SHE NOT REPLYING?
him: because she's texting me and she doesn't have prepaid. you nak ask her about outing ke?
me: uh.. no. i saja nak kacau because she's my best friend. jealous?
him: nope. because she's my girlfriend
me: shaddap you. she was my best friend first.
him: but she's my girlfriend now!
me: hmpppph. bye. tuition.
him: WHO'S JEALOUS NOWW?
Iman. Kenapa dia mengada? I taknak kawan dia. HMPH. Dasar Mr Freako.
this city won't sleep tonight. ●●●
12:04 pm
New blog songs. Yes, I said songs. They're City Won't Sleep by Steve Appleton and Losing Control by Jimmy Robbins.I thought I'd maybe introduce you guys to lesser known singers. :D
So anyway, the songs are on shuffle so you probably won't get the same order of those two everytime you come to my blog or something.
I love Demi. She's amazing but I'm getting an 'Everytime you Lie' overload coz I listen to her on iTunes, my blog, my phone and my iPod.
So, ha.
Check out the music, people!
your beautiful eyes. ●●●
12:43 am
Taylor Swift without make-up is just as pretty. <3 Who says you need make-up to look pretty eh?
it's gonna get better ●●●
Wednesday, December 02, 2009 11:32 pm
Sam, get well soon. I hope your high fever doesn't turn you into a werewolf. =) As much as I love werewolves and Jacob and all, I taknak my buddyboy jadi werewolf.So, uhh. Yeah. Tonight is basically my last night of going online from like 7.30 til way past midnight or something. Tomorrow = start of Form 5 tuition. Well, Form 4 revision actually. But yeah. TUITION DAH START LAH OHMYGOSHH!
Haven't heard any news or updates about next week's conference. Can't wait to see Umesh again yay! =D
I can't wait for SPM 2010 to be over [padahal belum masuk form 5 pun lagi wth] so that I can find a job, get money, and meet people I haven't met since my primary school days or so.
So, kay. bye.
p/s: Fara Iylia. If you were a guy, I'd have a crush on you AHAHAHA. I LOVE YOUUUU! And mana boleh rape Taylor lah omg. =D
i just want to talk to you. ●●●
8:31 pm
but I feel like letting go. Gah.
sweet dreams. ●●●
12:10 pm
REBLOGGED FROM MY TUMBLR. IF YOU HAVE READ THIS ON TUMBLR. NO NEED TO READ AGAIN!
You know, the thing about me and cupcakes... I actually like looking at them more than eating them. When we get/buy cupcakes that are so adorable and just amazingly beautiful, I tend to not eat it. I'll open the fridge to get a glass of milk, look at the cupcakes, sigh and close the refrigerator door.
This, however, drives my mother crazy. She does not like the fact that half of the fridge is filled with uneaten/half-eaten/mouldy cakes which the maid has to eventually throw out.
I'm sorry, Ma. I'm not really into sweet stuff. Give me a lemon wedge to suck on and I'll be as happy as a four year-old with a shiny new toy :)
police shut us down! ●●●
Tuesday, December 01, 2009 11:52 pm
Screw Tumblr's Tumblarity. Blogger lagi baik kan? To think that I would abandon you for Tumblr, oh poor bloggie. Kesian you.From now on, I'ma shower you with love and attention until my Internet gets taken away or something because of SPM. So today I finished reading Returnable Girl. It isn't really boringlah. I just made myself think it was boring and dreaded it because I liked reading Elsewhere too much.
So after this, I'm reading Shiver. It's about this girl who likes to watch this pack of wolves or something. When I saw that the synopsis said "WOLVES", I'm like "JACOB! NO! TAYLOR! YAY!"
Automatic response.
It's dumb. I know. I think the holidays or maybe my sixteenth year on this Earth is making me shallower....
THE HELL MAN! THIS BITCH TOTALLY SLAPPED ME THREE TIMES ON SORORITY LIFE THEN VOTED FOR MY FECKING STYLE? WHAT THE HELL IS HER FECKING PROBLEM? NAK MATI KE? IT'S A GODDAMN GAME! YOU WIN FIGHTS, YOU LOSE FIGHTS. YOU DON'T GO AROUND SLAPPING PEOPLE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
People in this world are getting morally-challenged and stupider. AND YES. THAT GOES TO YOU TOO, MR I-INVENTED-TUMBLARITY-TO-PISS-FAMIRA!
sexy bitch beast =D ●●●
3:33 pm
Hello, ridiculously cool wallpaper~
meet me halfway. ●●●
3:20 pm
15 Reasons Why Jacob Black Is Better Than Edward Cullen:1-Jacob is alive. Edward is dead.
2-Jacob is warm and cuddly. Edward is an ice cube. He has to cuddle on top of the sheet just so Bella doesn’t freeze.
3-Jacob is happy and smiles all the time. Edward is moodier than a PMSing adolescent.
4-Jacob listens to Bella and compromises. Edward decides what’s good for her and dictates.
5-Jacob makes Bella happy. Edward makes Bella anxious, stupid, and obsessive.
6-Jacob and Bella have equal power in their relationship. Edward has all the power.
7-Jacob made Bella sad and confused for two weeks. Edward made Bella feel rejected and suicidally depressed for months.
8-It takes Jacob one day to apologize for making Bella miserable. It takes Edward most of a year and a whole lot of drama.
9-Bella loves Jacob for his sunny personality. Bella loves Edward cuz he smells good and looks “pretty”.
10-Jacob and Bella’s age difference is two years. Edward’s is one hundred (wtf?).
11-Jacob can turn into a wolf. All Edward can do is sparkle.
12-Who honestly likes kissing a statue? They’re too cold, stiff, unresponsive, and just plain hard.
13-Jacob is perfect because he isn’t perfect. Edward is too perfect.
14-Jacob has a pimped out motorcycle. All Edward has is a stupid shiny Volvo.
15-Jacob is hilarious. Edward is just plain boring. (too cliché)