shut up and put
your money where
your mouth is.
that's what you get for waking up in vegas.
about a girl.●●●
Hi. People call me farah.
I like to doodle lyrics. and quotes. I first loved on March 8,1993. Yes, I'm going to be a senior in high school this year. SPM sucks balls. Why can't they just leave us alone?. Taylor Lautner? he's my husband.. I like to read. Books are cool.. No, contrary to popular belief, I am neither a nerd nor am I heartless. i can be am just dorky and sarcastic sometimes. i like music because i can relate to the lyrics.

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linkage.●●●
♥Arda-eee ♥Aimi ♥Aisyaaaw ♥Baoyu ♥Crystal ♥Fara Zaidi ♥Fatiinnn. ♥HooKeeny ♥Imaneeeee ♥Jo ♥Jasmine ♥Karineee ♥LX Ho ♥Malik ♥Mint ♥ My tumblr ♥Sherlina ♥Sook Shian! ♥STEFFIRRAAAA ♥Syamira ♥Tammie ♥Zullly
layout by Leen striped pattern from Ego-box
positivity? ●●●
Saturday, February 28, 2009 10:24 pm
There are only two positive things I have to say about yesterday in total that did not involve me wanting to shred anybody's head into pieces.

ONE: After going back and forth to the staffroom approximately THREE TIMES to get the 'essay' and the 'e-mail list' for the Australians, Put and I went to see Miss Tanya Blanch.

Me: Miss Tanya, we came to say goodbye!
Tanya: Oh, thank you.
Put: *chuckle*
Tanya: Which form are you from?
Me: Form 4 H.
Tanya: Oh, alright. I really hope I can see you guys and that you can come visit my school.
Me: Sure!
Tanya: Study hard now. I hope you'll have a great year.
Put: Suree!
Put and I: BYEEEE! We hope you enjoyed it here!


TWO: As I was packing my bag, dumping textbooks and notebooks into my bag, I started singing "I'm Yours" and then, Sook Shian, Baoyu, Puteri and Rupini joined in. Even Razman did! Faiz Teoh was like, SHOCKED. I love you PEOPLE so much. You guys are the most awesome friends//classmates one could have.

*sigh* Anyway, something cheered me up a little today. Meet my newest baby!



Exact same colour, 8GB and my dad didn't even have to fork out any CASH! He got it free. His client gave it to him along with this earphone clip thing[which I have to honestly say, I have no idea how to use] and a round portable speaker [that powers through your ipod battery]

When I first opened the box, I thought the client dude only gave the speaker and earphone clip but when i took out the cardboard inside the box, did I notice a small white box. After arguing with my mum about it, I got it! YAAAAAY! My old ipod nano is now my brother's. I can care less. I have a new NANO! SO WHAT IF APPLE RELEASED THE FOURTH GEN IPOD NANO RECENTLY? I am happy with my newest baby. =)

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The truth hurts. ●●●
10:09 pm
Tagged by Arda.

Once you've been tagged, you have to write a post with sixteen random things, habits or goals about you.
At the end, choose six people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them.
Don’t forget to leave a comment (“You’re tagged!”), and to read your blog, you can’t tag a person who tagged you.
Since you can’t tag me, let me know when you've posted your blog, so I can see your weirdness.

1. Up until the age of 13, I was crazy over the colour PINK. Everything had to be pink. When I saw GUYS parading in pink and claiming that it's their favourite colour, I smiled and backed off =D

2. When I listen to acoustic songs or pop rock songs, I always imagine myself as the guitarists. I vow to be better than any of them.

3. I used to think I was uglier than any ugly duckling in the planet because of the names people would call me. Not anymore! Thanks Ardoll and Snuffles! =D

4. I can pretend that I know how to play the guitar. Mr Affandi came while we were all 'rocking out' in class the other day and was like 'KAMU PANDAI MAIN GITAR? Kagumnya saya!' Hahaha! Actually, I was only alternating G and C chords. =D

5. I like feeling happy and hyper. I'll become unstoppable! Oh, what a feeling! It's as if the world is a very happy place.

6. Too be honest, I don't like PBSM or sports club meetings. I had instead, always looked forward to Interact since Form 1. =D

7. My mum thinks I don't have Malay friends and friends my age. She thinks I'm always with my seniors and juniors. HEE~

8. I am afraid of being alone. Not in the sense of being left home alone while my mum goes out, my brother has tuition etc.. But of having no friends, nobody to love and to love me back, being left out and having friends tell me things. It's not called being a control freak. It's a fucking disorder, phobia, fear.

9. I think Racism is bullshit. To those freaks who have friends ONLY of the same race, go jump off KLCC. You make me sick.

10. I am ambidextrous. Yep. I'm 90% leftie but I cook and play guitar and badminton like a rightie. I can also write with my right hand but only if using chalk on blackboards. =)

11. I don't get Physics, Chemistry and Add Maths. They're like totally bullshit. Dammit. Even staring at a page causes my brain to self-destruct. =D

12. I am turning 16 next Sunday. Happy birthday to me! =)

13. On the days I'm really moody and stressed out, I tend to sleep kinda early. I'll listen to sad songs and cry my eye sockets out because fast, catchy songs wont do

14. Yesterday, Hakim [SBU Interact 08/09] told me to go study for exams and don't be 'messed up' like him. Truth be told, I've been messing up on my exams ever since form 2. Gosh.

15. I wanna grow taller! I wanna be 5"9 or 5"10. Yeah. I have no idea why. It'll satisfy me though.

16. LASTLY, I have never been in a relationship. Hahaha! Surprised? *shrugss*


Stefira - for the fun of it.
Sherlina - because I miss youuu!
Chow Hoo Keen - for being too stressed out and busy with SPM
Iman - because her blog is dead.
Josiefin - her blog is dead too!
Sher Min - because..... you might as well post something INTERESTING rather than your crazy stuff. -=D

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stay back, for I am pissed. ●●●
Friday, February 27, 2009 10:45 pm
elaborating tomorrow.

EDIT: Yesterday I was pissed with the whole world. I'm not lying. I was like so frigging sad and depressed and stressed with drama and exams and my birthday[YES, FO' SHIZZLE!] I mean, drama might potentially be on 26th March and we haven't started practising AT ALL. God. Exams? Pfft. I understand NADA about Physics, Chem and Add Maths. Especially Add Maths.

Then there's my guitar. It's being an ASS. My parents won't buy me a new one until I can play AT LEAST ONE SONG FLAWLESSLY. When's that gonna happen? 2020? My guitar is psycho. It goes out of tune a LOT. My guitar teacher is dumbfounded.

AND REMEMBER THE BITCH AND THE PIG? I STILL HATE THEM. THEY IRRITATE ME. GOD. GO JUMP OFF THE PENANG BRIDGE OR SOMETHING!

I was also feeling pissy because I feel like there's a growing distance between me and my friends. Hmph. That sentence isn't even grammatically correct. Whatever. Point is, what happened to the Tuesday Sillies maan? or HABGS for that matter. I know there are many things about my friends that I don't know about. They won't tell me and I don't want to ask them for the fear of having them yell in my face, telling me to mind my own business. So yeah.

And it also occured to me yesterday that I WILL NEVER HAVE A "GUY" experience til my Uni days because SAB guys are shit. [except for razman, hafiz, suhaimie, and a few others.]

And I've gained weight. WHAT THE HELL.

So if you're done reading this, DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME THAT I THINK TOO MUCH/I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FRIENDS AND GUYS/IT'S JUST A PHASE.

IT'S NONE OF THE ABOVE OKAAY? SHIT.

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Spoonira, Bowlyu, Fork Shian and Knifeini. ●●●
Thursday, February 26, 2009 7:07 pm
Hello, hello dear people. I've learnt a lesson today. Never wear Razman's watch again. HAHAHA. Gila tak sayang jam. He'll forget it's with me! Puteri wrote a note on my behalf just now and put it on his table. It read: YOUR WATCH IS WITH ME AGAIN! - Famira. Tak sayang jam ke? p/s: I jual dekat Petaling Street baru tau

HEEEEEH. Puteri ni. On another note, who knew Faiz Teoh the happy, cool and blur guy in class would have quite a temper. Puteri told me he YELLED AT THE FORM ONES SYAHBANDAR.

Padan muka diorang. =D

Interact today was fun! It was Orientation and so, we played something like Hide and Seek. The 25 members present today were divided into five groups and us BOD members that came, hid in specific places. Bryan and Rupini were behind the Bilik Persalinan. Charles; Basketball court. Umesh hid in the advertisement triangle![you know, the one with the mini slurpee ad?] He took a chair and sat in there, covered the top with an umbrella and read Sejarah textbook. Dumbass.

I was in 4A. 'Drummer's heaven'.

First group: I was reading the newspaper when they came. I asked them my name. "FARAH AMIRA" they said. I asked them my full name and class. They didn't know so I just stalled them staring outside the window going "UHHHHHH... HMMMMMM.... UHHHHHHH" before signing. After they left, I sat under the table to hide.

Second group: Brandon's group. Hahaha. I asked them my class. Kevin answered correctly. Before I signed, I said "Actually right... I don't like Brandonlaaah" then he got a bit annoyed. HEE. The rest of them kept pestering me to sign quickly. So, I made him stand in front of 1M and yell "I LOVE FARAH AMIRA" HAHAHAAH.

Third group: The form twos. My, my. They were SOAKED! I asked them my class. They didn't know. They kept guessing so I just continued to read the newspaper. Hahah. Then one of them, Lily went somewhere and she found out. So, one more sign!

Me: Basahnya clue korang!
Them: Boleh baca lagi!!!!
Me: Elehh. Oklah oklah.

I can't remember if Cheong's group was fourth or Chi Jun's so...

Cheong's group: Hein Young, someone I can't remember, Cheong and Dharma entered 4A. "WHERE'S ROSHANNN?" I asked. 5 seconds later, he came in. "Hmm.. What do I ask you guys to do?" I asked again. Dharma said "Kiss Cheong!" I laughed and said "Kiss laaah!" So all four of the guys kissed Cheong on the cheek. Roshan wasn't happy. "Kau jaga Famira. Aku ingat sampai bila-bila. HAHA"

Chi Jun's group: The.FUNNIEST.GROUP.EVER. I heard June's voice so I ducked down under the table like reaaaaaally low. She didn't see me! So the whole group went and ronda the whole class I think. I waited for like 10 minutes? Then they entered 4A, looking for drums when June and [Nik]Madihah saw me.

Me: Why so late?
June: smth smth smth [I can't remember!]
Me: Haha. Okaay. Last year right, I had a 'popular' nickname in my class, 3K
June: Famira!
Me: NO? With my two friends
June: OH! Rupini and Bryan!
Me: What were we known as?
June, Crystal, Madihah, the other girl[SORRY SORRY I TAK TAU YOUR NAME]: UHHHHHHHH
Yuka: OH, OH! FABRYNI RIGHT?

Hahah. After I signed, I told them I saw June ady before but I malas wanna call. HAHAH. Crystal kept on going "YURR"

Cheong's group won! YAAY THEM! =D They finished first. =)) Sorrylaah you guys had to kiss Cheong. It was Dharma's idea!

OH interact. Speaking of Interact, I have something for Madihah and Erin who both think Daniel SBU is good looking.



ILTS 08/09. Hakim thinks he's macho and Daniel thinks he's gay. =O


P/S: Spoonira- Famira the golden spoon
Bowlyu - Baoyu the golden bowl
Fork Shian - Sook Shian the golden fork aka Singing Sex Addict.
Knifeini - Rupini the... uhh... Silver knife? =D

ILY, girls!

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i talk too much? ●●●
Wednesday, February 25, 2009 9:23 pm
I am so bloody stressed. People don't believe me though.

"STRESS KE FAMIRA? Aku nampak kau okaay je. Enjoy2!"


Yeah right. In the public eye, I'm all smiles... Hyper....... Really. Then comes nightfall and I'll worry about everything. From homework to drama to Interact to exams to SPM to friends to guys to guitars to world peace.

*sigh*

You know I'm okaay when I talk like a sane person with regular stops and pauses.

When I talk a lot, especially if it's just a whole load of crap or things that don't make sense.... I'm HYPER.

When I talk too much, starting to annoy people and I am either moody or expressionless or blur, I'm STRESSED out.

And when I'm too sad or tired, I hardly talk. I just wanna curl up into a ball and fall asleep to acoustic songs. I wouldn't even be 'there'. I'd be somewhere in a faraway place.

*sigh*

Homework is piling up. Teachers are yelling in my ear asking for my books. I need to finish up the drama script by tonight. I have yet to study and revise Physics, Add maths, Chem and Agama because I don't understand the first three subjects and the fact that I haven't done any notes in my agama notebook.

Frankly, I'm starting to not care until this whole drama shindig is over. I'M TIRED, TIRED, TIRED!

"FAMIRA, SCRIPT MACAM MANA?" - Ummul
"FAMIRA, AKU PUNYA ROLE, AKU NAK JADI THE BAD JUDGE" - Narean [eh pig. i dont care okaay?]
"FAMIRAAAA!" - Rupini
"SPOONIRAAAA! I DONT KNOW MORE THAN WORDS. A BIT HARD TO SINGLAAAH!" = 'Fork'Shian.
"ME? ACT? I HAVE STAGE FRIGHT!" - Puteri.

*sigh* So then I'll go:

"ABANG RAZMAAAAAAAAAAAAN! AAAAARGHHHH!" [eventhough he's a day younger than me. The irony.]

"WEYYYYYYYYYYHHHHHHH!" - to Faiz Teoh.

"Sook shiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. Kenapa tak restock the box inside the box?" - to Sook Shian [go read her blog!]

RAWR.

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today was fun ●●●
Tuesday, February 24, 2009 7:54 pm
It involved Miss Tanya Blanch, ABC Pharmacy, guitars, Edward, Meg Hunt, Bella Jones and 'It's only dust!'



Oh 4H! How I love y'all. =)) Especially the awesome people like RUpini, Sook Shian, Baoyu, Tashort, Mint, Farah R, Priyashini, Faiz Teoh, Ee Yin, Pu3, Razman, Ummul, Aqilah, Ka Yan.


=D


YAY US! Heee~


Literature class [acting out]:

Yasameen: You're looking at Meg Hunt aren't you. Her cheek dirty and smudged! Couldn't she have washed this morning?

Razman: *puts elbow against whiteboard, stares outside the door* It's only dust........ [in a very lovey-dovey/dramatic manner]

Class: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

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sam the sam. ●●●
Saturday, February 21, 2009 10:15 pm
Sam says:
i dah top up 5 6 kali dah
Sam says:
haha
Farah wants lollipops©™ says:
ohhh
Farah wants lollipops©™ says:
macam tulaah
Farah wants lollipops©™ says:
I text taknak top up
Farah wants lollipops©™ says:
D=
Sam says:
well u have to think they are goin back tomorrow so kena la spend times with them
Sam says:
haha
Sam says:
alala famira
Sam says:
ok ok
Sam says:
next time u msg i top up
Farah wants lollipops©™ says:
eleh
Farah wants lollipops©™ says:
=D
Farah wants lollipops©™ says:
like your lollipop
Farah wants lollipops©™ says:
today: BESOKK!
Farah wants lollipops©™ says:
tomorrow: BESOK!
Farah wants lollipops©™ says:
day after: SOOOON!
Farah wants lollipops©™ says:
penatius
Farah wants lollipops©™ says:
=D
Sam says:
sorry la
Sam says:
owh n thanks for the cupcakes


P/S: I only gave him ONE cupcake. So I have no idea where the 'cupcakes' came from. HAHAHA

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I can't feel my fingertips. ●●●
9:46 pm
Sometimes, I feel like smashing my cheap, black guitar against the wall while screaming. Why? Because I suck at playing it and the the tip of my left hand's fingers would get indents from pressing on the strings, and since you need to press hard or it makes stupid noises, my fingertips will then turn white. In about 3 minutes time or so, they'll turn red, hurt and be like... slightly swollen.

And it hurts bad when I try to type on the keyboard or send a text message.

But then I listen to James Morrison, Chase Coy, NeverShoutNever!, Paramore and Josh Golden, it brings back my spirit.

I want to be darn CRAZY awesome! I'll start with my crossbred nylons strings on an acoustic guitar and get all the chords right. I'll study notes realll hard eventhough the crazy fastness of Quaver and Semiquaver are bound to give me a seizure. I'll master my favourite songs.

Then, I can move up to writing songs! waheey! So what if I can't sing? As long as I have good music, I'll have fun. Then I can play all three guitars: classical, acoustic and electric.

Who knows, I might even pick up bass guitar one day, follow in the footsteps of my dear boyfriend Dougie. [THE REAL DOUGIE! NOT THE IMPOSTOR IN MY CBOX!]

I don't care if it takes me 8 years [ha! 8 is my fave number, y'all!] as long as I get good, I'm fine.

=D

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let's talk about my day! =D ●●●
Friday, February 20, 2009 9:51 pm
MORNING! = 4H and 4J went to SK Jalan Kuantan 2! Hahah. Susun meja for next round of chess MSSKL. Rup, Khaavie, Wei Lin and Bryan made fun of me being number 49 in zon pudu. Dam y'all. Hahah. We reached school 11+ so we basically makaned and lepak at the canteen before heading for class at 11.35 like that. Yeah.

AFTERNOON!= I met Effie for the first time! Alaaah, adik SAM! Yay! I think I must've scared the living daylights out of her. Yelah, Farah Amira ni kan banyak cakap. Dahlah suka cakap laju2. Hahah. Sorry. I also talked to Madihah for the first time? Madihah form 2 that is. Our moms know each other and have apparently been bugging both of us if we know one another. Penatius.

I also lepaked with Zulaikha! [hahaha. girl, I know you're probably reading this] Siapa Zulaikha? Hahah. Farah Zulaikha lah penat! I was crazy yesterday so I called her Zulaikha. Hahah. Her brother pon I first time tegur jugak today. Siap bagi I listen to his walkman lagi, earphone sebelah. Hahah. Hari suai kenal juniors. =)

Balik I tak makan pon. Yelah, time melepak kat canteen dah makan nasi padprik yang boleh tahan lah sedapnya. Hehh. Lepas tu, set alarm for nap time! Lepas bangun tido, [Courtesy of my brother, who took the damned phone yang alarm tengah bunyi, letak kat my ear. Bijak sungguh. KAKAK PEKAK DAH NI TAU?]

EVENING! = Tengok Kyle XY! OMG. Josh, Declan and Kyle pakai suit hotttt! ARGH! Bangga betol. My boyfriends kot! Lepas tu lepak kejap. Tengah lepak2 tu, mama bising.

"TAK RETI NAK MANDI KE?"

hahaha. So, I went to bathe and when I came out, my fingers were pruny. Terus I panic: OMG! Kejap lagi pukul 6 dah nak pergi menuetto! Ada ke orang pernah main guitar dengan jari prunyyy? But 10 minutes later, they're back to normal! yaaay! Lalu, saya pun pergilah ke itu tempat bernama Menuetto.

They went and restring my guitar. I ambik classical classes kot. Damn. While waiting for the teacher[Namanya adalah Wan], I was dreaming. I thought he would be an old, bising man. Rupanya tidak. He's a young guy, around 20-ish and looks nice. Hahaha. He should be reaaallly patient maaan. I mean, Farah Amira is picking up guitar lessons with him teaching. Mesti mencabar keimanan punya.

Him: Cuba main A major
Me: *attempt*
Him: Oh, tu D lah. Tengok buku ni, A yang ni *points*
Me: ohhhhhhhhhh.

Time balik, Mama cakap mama nampak Illiya, classmate I masa standard 4. I pun hairan. Takde nampak pun Illiya kat Menuetto tadi. Tiba-tiba, I got a brain blast. [bajet jimmy neutron ah skarang]

"LAAAAH! Agaknya yang ajar farah guitar tu abang dia tak?"

Takpe, takpe. I shall find out. For I am the golden spoon. Nyahahaha.

p/s: HE finds me weird. Haha. I baca chords, kena terbalikkan the book jadi horizontal instead of vertical. "AIK, macam tu pulak?" he said.


HAHAHAAH.

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Last post for tonight! ●●●
Thursday, February 19, 2009 10:09 pm
One more thing before I sign out! While Interact was having our ice-breaking games just now, the Bogor students passed by to leave I guess. So, most ofus waved to them and said "BYEEEE!"

Me?

I was so hyperr... I went "BYE GUYSSS! BYE BYEEE! BYEEE GUYS!!!"


hahahaha. They all said "BYE!" back, including the teacher. How cool can they get.

Aih. So unluckylah that I didn't get to to know them. I miss the awesome Taman Safari in Bogor! AAAAH! I miss those cute llamas and tigers and lions!

=D

Oh well, at least I have Tiggy with me. Right, Tiggy? Tiggy? TIGGY!

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madness. ●●●
9:28 pm
I hate you,
You hate me,
Let's all go and kill barney,
With a knife in a hand
And a coffin on the floor,
No more purple dinosaur.

I hate you,
You hate me,
Let's all go and kill Barney
With a gunshot
"BANG BANG"
Barney's on the floor,
No more purple dinosaur.

I help you,
You help me,
Let's gang up and kill Barney
With a knife in his stomach
And a bullet in his head,
Sorry children, Barney's dead.

;) These are the 3 out of 4 versions of the songs. You could say that Me and Rupini sing this almost everyday. Mint too. The 4th version is an X-RATED version but I'd rather keep my blog clean. Hahah.

I love my class [Faiz, stress and add maths excluded] especially the 'gang belakang'. Hahah. Mint, Sook Shian, Baoyu, Rupini, Farah Roslee, Priya..... heh.

We changed Priya's name from Tarisheni Priya a/p Kaliappan to PRIYASHINI TARI a/p Murugeson. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. [aiyoh. sorry ah priya and mr muru!]

And apparently, I'm a cheap yet high-class casanova. Thanks rupini! *roll eyes*

The story is that I 'broke up' with Priya 'to be' with Farah Roslee. Because I don't feel loved enough, I 'proposed' to Sook Shian but she 'rejected' me. Oh, how my heart has been 'broken'. Then Baoyu asked me to 'propose to her', so then I did and she accepted. Now I have 4 'girlfriends'[RUBY,SYAA,FARAH R, BAOYU], an 'ex-girlfriend'[PRIYASHINI], an 'ex-crush'[SOOK SHIAAAN! *sobs*] andddd my one and only secret lover turned unsecretive[SNUFFLES].

Hahahaha. Scandalous! Kesian my boyfriends: Dougie-Jesse-Kyle-Declan-Josh-Nevershoutnever!-Rpattz-Taylor[Lautner, not SWIFT!]

Also, I am known to the people above as the GOLDEN SPOON. Jangan main2! Anak sultan pun tak boleh use me. Only Kyle can. =D

Beforeee I end this post, I'd like to quote something that happened early today. Hahah. Razman gedik. =D



Me: Gooood morning Pn Izakiah!
Class: Goood morning Pn Izakiah!
Razman: EH EH EH *raises hand* Good AFTERNOON PN IZAKIAH!
Class: Good afternoon Pn Izakiaaaah!
Me: *insert bout of uncontrollable laughter here*



AND.....



Teacher: Next week Australians datang pulak kan?
Class: A'aaah!
Teacher: Tapi I think only the teachers je yang datang! Students takde.
ME: ALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~
Half of class: *stares and laughs*
Razman: AMBOIIIII!
Rupini: Famiraaaaa!
Farah R and Priya: ESH, Famira ni.
Amanda and Shung Li: WHAT?
Puteri: No, she said 'ALAAAAH' when teacher said australian students not coming!
Amanda and Shung Li: OHHHHH! HAHAAHAHAHAH!
Me: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~



xxx

Teachers might think of 4 Hemah as 4 Hantu, but to us... it's 4 HAPPY, 4 HYPER, 4 HUMOUR! =D

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die bitch, die. ●●●
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 9:30 pm
So today, Khaavie told me that the bitch called my friend a bitch while this bitch was enjoying herself yesterday. Really, now. Then she can go on thinking that I'm still her friend?

Dream on. I stay with my best friend, bitch. Not you. Go to hell. You and your sister can both go to hell and rot inside it.


I hate you. Forever and for always.


P/S: You will NEVER EVER have ANY CHANCE TO GET WITH HIM IN A MILLION YEARS. SO STOP HALLUCINATING! ARE YOU ON DRUGS?

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celaka betul. ●●●
Tuesday, February 17, 2009 9:12 pm
I DEDICATE THIS POST TO SOMEONE I NEVER THOUGHT WAS A BITCH BEFORE UNTIL NOW.


How CAN YOU REJOICE WHEN PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS/BREAK UP? YOU CAN JUMP UP AND DOWN AND LAUGH LIKE A FUCKED UP HYENA AND BE ALL HAPPY?

Screw you. I always thought you were among my friends. Screw you BIATCH!NO FRIGGING PERSON IS ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF ANY ONE OF MY FRIENDS OKAY?!


Snuffles [and everyone else for that matter], please don't cry. =( I don't want you to be in any heartache.[This goes to you also, Kenny! No heartaches and heart attacks okaaay?] To see my friends cry or suffer in any way brings a great deal of pain to me. If you have any problems at all, just tell me okaay. I'm always available to any of you guys; to listen. I give free hugs too.

=]

Snuffles, I love you okaay? You're my best friend, my comrade, my Tuesday Silly and most of all, my SISTER from another mother.

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this is what awesomeness looks like. ●●●
Monday, February 16, 2009 8:55 pm
So, some of you might have known that I like doing these zebra-ish stripes thingy right now. From my notebook, to rupini's box cover, ainaa's farewell card and now.... bookmarks for snuffles.


Who's Snuffles you ask?

Why, it's Stefira of course! I don't know why but Snuffles sound awesome! Ha! Add that to your list of nicknames dearios!

So anyway, here's the bookmarks that I've scanned. Yes, I do realised that I didn't cut them PERFECTLY STRAIGHT. I'm useless with scissors. But hey, it's the design that counts!

=)

Anyone of you want these bookmarks, I'm willing to do them at only 1.50 each. ==" I'm running outta cash so yeaaaaaaah.


Note the difference in size. The longer one has a folded section on top to mark your page while the shorter one is the classic ol' bookmark with a punched hole and a ribbon tied to it.

Who knew Farah Amira Amir Hamzah would one day do something kind of... worth looking at? Heh.

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Save Kyle Xy! ●●●
Sunday, February 15, 2009 10:18 pm
So.. there's an ongoing internet movement going around. People in and out of USA are trying to get ABC Family to continue Kyle XY instead of canning the series.

I mean, HELLO. It's the frigging most awesome tv show eveeeer!


SO, do your part and go to www.savekylexy.com!


Anyway, I have been Wiki-ing Kyle XY the whole day and I found this 'aww-worthy' part.

The next morning, the Tragers see Kyle sitting on the lawn, convinced by Josh that he's an alien, stating that he is waiting to go home........


Kesian Kyle! Hahah. Silly Josh. ;)

And another one.

They find Kyle who is standing on a large log "waiting for his family to find him." Stephen responds that they have. They take him home and Stephen leads Nicole into the bathroom where Kyle is sound asleep in the bathtub listening to white noise on the radio.


=(

If ABC decides to keep their decision of cancelling Kyle XY, I'ma cry. *snifff*

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I wish that I was looking into your eyes. ●●●
Saturday, February 14, 2009 10:43 pm
Thinking of you is a nice song. And Matt Dallas is sooooo darn sexayyy in the video. HAIH. Nanti my future boyfriend/husband will be sweet like Kyle XY, and hot like Matt. SEBIJIK muka dia. Boleh ka?

Anyway, today is SINGLETON'S DAY! yaaay! When you're single, suuuure it gets lonely but when you have 12 Hershey kisses and 10 lollipops, you're bound to be happy. =)

Thanks Bryan, Jo, Nenna, Rupini [in alphabetical order =D]!

Anddd guess what? Sam has yet to give me my lollipop. AWWW. Hahah.

June: THANKS MOMMY! me: HAHAHAAH! Bryan: You're her MOMMMM? NO!! YOU'RE MY MUM-IN-LAW! SHIT. FUCK YOU MUM! me: too bad! ahahahaha. FUCK YOUU!


lmfao. My blog should be x-rated. *gasssp*

I am like so, corrupted. 3 years ago, I said FRIGGING as a substitute. Hahaha. Menghairankan saya sungguh!

Today's post is not in colour because I'm lazy and sleepy. WHO MAKES PEOPLE GO TO SCHOOL AND THEN NOT HAVE ANY STUDYING TO DO? geeeeeez.

In other news, my guitar is tuned nowww! Thanks Aee! And thanks for the capo whatchamacallit too! =D

And I am finally enrolled in guitar class now! WOOT WOOT! =D




cousins for life. =D

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last but not least ●●●
Friday, February 13, 2009 11:06 pm
Farah wants lollipops©™ says:
anyway, famira wants to go and sleep

Farah wants lollipops©™ says:
or else, famira will be cranky tomorrow

Farah wants lollipops©™ says:
a cranky famira is not a pleasant sight

Farah wants lollipops©™ says:
hahah

Sam says:
hahah

Farah wants lollipops©™ says:
byeeeeeeos!

Farah wants lollipops©™ says:
GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK

Farah wants lollipops©™ says:
=D

Sam says:
sam says goodbye famira

Sam says:
sam wants to do his hw now

Sam says:
bye bye


Sam amuses me. ROFLMAO

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49. Farah Amira. Score: 2. ●●●
10:41 pm
WAHAHAHAHA! That's right! I am #49 in the Girls Under 18 category for MSSKL. HAHAH.

#49 = LAST PLACE.


Still, I am hyper. I have no idea why. Hmmm? Maybe I've gone insane. Chess is no fun when you have to play 7 rounds against harddd opponents. Hmph.

OH WELL.

I have a total of 3 losses and 4 draws. That's awesome lah kaaan? Hahaha. More draws than losses? Nasib I tak like, lose 6 and draw 1. That's just sad.

Mr.Collin[my coach/instructor/teacher]; the one who got me into all this MSSKL nonsense in the first place, now calls me "THE DRAWING MASTER" lmfao.

Anyway.... today, the other Bus driver picked us up! YAAAY PAK CIK BAS #2! Pak Cik Bas #1 likes to deafen us with the LOUD, IMPATIENT AND ANNOYING HONKS EVEN BEFORE HE OPENS THE BUS DOORS DAMMIT.

Hesh. And the SMK Dato'Onn canteen sold those instant maggi mashed potato thingys at a ringgit each! Shell stations sell them at 1.60. WOW. I bought 2 and didn't have a second helping of laksa johor for lunch today. Hahah. Lama tak makanlah katakaaan.

I don't really like laksa johor. Laksa asam and tom yam laksa all the wayyy!


xxx

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We might as well be strangers. ●●●
Thursday, February 12, 2009 10:22 pm
I don't know your face no more
Or feel your touch that I adore
I don't know your face no more
It's just a place I'm looking for

We might as well be strangers in another town
We might as well be living in a different world
We might as well, we might as well, we might as well

I don't know your thoughts these days
We're strangers in an empty space
I don't understand your heart
It's easier to be apart
-Keane; "We Might As Well Be Strangers"


*sigh* I like this song. A LOT. Ever since i first heard it in the movie 'Raise your voice', I've been hooked but then I forgot about it... Didn't even remember to download it. Then last week, I managed to catch the movie on Astro and I heard the song again.

I like it. It's slow and I don't know. It just makes me think. It's awesome. Eventhough it's s'posed to be a sad love song, I don't find it SAD NOR DEPRESSING.

It calms me down. And it's something different from Keane's usual style. [Try comparing this to 'Somewhere only we know']

No shit. I thought this was sung by some relatively unknown, unsigned indie band or something. But I guess not.


We might as well be strangers....

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Of lady pains and mental exhaustion ●●●
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 10:02 pm
LADY PAINS SUCK. You boys, anyone of you reading this.... I say that I KNOW YOU CAN NEVER SURVIVE LADY PAINS.


HMPH.


What an ordeal. I had something like food poisoning days ago, then yesterday my left side of the stomach hurt so much and today? LADY PAINS.

Sangat seronokk.... NOT.

Drinking warm/hot water doesn't help. Neither does two pills of panadol. WHAT NOW? Sleep and skip MSSKL?


HAHAHA.


Speaking of MSSKL, I lost second round! Gosh. First round was a draw. Hahahah. Tomorow 3rd-5th round.

Mental exhaustion aint fun.


SELAMAT TINGGAL.

P/S: MANWYN LOST TWICE! WTH!!!! AND HANNA WON TWICE! WOOOW!

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a little pick me up. ●●●
Sunday, February 08, 2009 11:57 pm
I'm in trouble
I'm an addict
I'm addicted to this girl
She's got my heart tied in a knot
And my stomach in a whirl....

-Trouble; NeverShoutNever!

Man, oh man oh man. This song is just awesome. Especially on days like this. You know, when I'm all moody and sick and annoyed? It's so cuteee! It cheers me up, you know. I am soo forcing my future boyfriend to learn this song by heart. Okayy? Kena play the guitar/ukelele and sing. HEHE

=D

Hmmm... Yang the Razman-sab is a boarding school- burger special 32 ringgit-dream tu, I malas nak postlaah. Hahah. I already told Rupini the whole story. At least one person tau, jadilaah. =D

Why am I rojak-ing my posts nowadays? Hmmm.

Anyway, the other night, I dreamt that I was working part-time at a cafe. It was a saturday night. The employees my age semua dah blah, going on dates. I was the only teenage employee yang tak go off. Then, a hot guy datang dengan his family. Apparently, in the dream, he's one of my close friends. HMMM.

Hot Guy In Dream: Hey! You kerja tonight?
Me: yeeep.
HGID: takde date ke? saturday night ni!
Me: You kenapa? Takde orang naklaaah!
HGID: Gila ke? Orang lawa camni. Crazy hair, gorgeous eyes.
Me: Tak. You ni sihat tak?
HGID: Alaaaah. Don't worry okaay. You're beautiful. Nanti mesti ada awesome boyfriend punyaa!
Me: O.O
HGID's family: Betol tu! You're a really sweet girl.
Me: Oh-kaaaaaaaay. =="


WEYH. When I woke up, I was like "WHO THE HELL WAS THAT RIDONKULOUSLY HOT GUY IN MY DREAAAM?"

haih.


mint: KAW NI TAK BOLEH BLAH GILA! MIMPI STOK LAKI HOT JEEEE!




HAHAHAHA


MINT, ILY. =D

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the sick girl gets creative? ●●●
10:23 pm
I am sick. Yes. Stomach ache. DARN. Anyhooooo,

ehhhh... Whylah it looks so fuzzy ni? ==" It's actually AWESOME TAU!

lol.

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my left hand hurts. ●●●
Friday, February 06, 2009 10:15 pm
At times like this, I feel cursed to be mostly lefty. [I'm Ambi.. did you know? 70% lefty, 30% righty] You see, I am learning chords on my own and as they need to be practiced, I can't practice everyday

a) coz having throbbing fingers ain't fun
b) I am playing the guitar as a righty
c) referring to b, I press the strings at the neck with my left hand....
d) It hurts.. Well, since I'm newlah kaan? AND THUS,
e) I won't be able to do homework!

Not that I've been doing much pun! Hahah.

SHERLINA! I CAN PLAY G MAJOR CHORD EASILY NOW! ALMOST MASTERING C MAJOR. WOOOOOHOOO. GO MEEEEEEE!


but


I STILL HAVE NO GUITAR PICK NOR IS MY GUITAR TUNED! grawr.

bye people. i have an injured hand to nurse. =D

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Strange.... ●●●
Thursday, February 05, 2009 9:33 pm
Ok people, I am SORRY for the extremely HARSH and badwords-filled previous post. I was soooooooo angry. I just had to let it out y'know. Somehow, I feel bad that my blog has become a regular place for me to drop f-bombs. Poor bloggie. =(


Anyway, whilst having my two-hour 'nap' this evening, I had one HECK OF A DREAM. It scares me. Hhaaha. I'll blog more tomorrow or something BUT i'll put in two conversations from the dream inside here.

ONE - CANTEEN

Mint: Aku nak makan burger.
Me: Pak cik, burger satu berapa ahhh?
Pak cik: ohh.. 3 ringgit.
Mint: Waaah. Mahal. Nipis pulak tu!
Pak cik: nak burger special dekat gerai sebelah
Me: *walks off with mint to find burger special and greets mak cik* Mak cik, burger special ehh?
Mak cik: Ye, ye.
Mint: OH. Berapa ringgit
Mak cik: blablablaa.... telur dadar isi blablabla tu nanti balut burger blablabla
Me: ==" BERAPA RINGGIT MAK CIKKKK?
Mak cik: OHHHHH! 32 ringgit!
Me: HAAAAAAAAA? Baik makan burger biasa dua!
Mint: APA KAU? BAIK MAKAN KAT CHILI'S!
Cheong: *comes up with a roll of money* NAH MAK CIK! 32 RINGGIT! BURGER SPECIAL SATU!
Rupini: WTH!!!

TWO - 'DORM APARTMENT' [explanation: Sab was a boarding school and each 'apartment' is co-ed with 6 individual rooms in it. Rupini, me, Mint, Razman and two guys I didn't meet in my dream were in one apartment]

Me: *looks at big luggage and turns to look at Razman being mopey* PAHAL DOWH?
Razman: GF aku kan nak pindah masuk skolah lain!
Me: Ohhh... Sedih lah ni?
Razman: Yelaaah!
Me: Habis tu yang bag besar ni pahal? Nak ikut die skali?
Razman: Yeah right!
Me: Cuti tiga hari je kot! Weekend ngan Thaipusam. Harta banyak macam nak balik cuti sebulan!
Razman: Bawak balik baju kotttt!
Me: Ahhh... sukati kau! Aku nak pegi ambik barang and balik rumah! Selamat tinggal!

O.O"

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[WARNING: LANGUAGE!] WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? ●●●
Wednesday, February 04, 2009 10:24 pm
EH BASTARD. WHO DO YOU FUCKING THINK YOU FUCKING ARE? YOU THINK YOU BIG BOSS IS IT? NO WONDER. WITH THAT FUCKING FAT HEAD OF YOURS, IT MUST BE FILLED WITH HOT AIR AND FALSE REALITIES INSIDE YOUR TINY,DIM MIND.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? GOING AROUND BOSSING PEOPLE LIKE WE'RE YOUR SLAVES? AND THINKING YOU'RE SO GANGSTER. STARTING FIGHTS WITH FAIZ OF ALL PEOPLE! STUPID ASSHOLE! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO GO AROUND THE CLASS ASKING TO BORROW THIS AND THAT AND WHEN YOU'RE INCHES AWAY FROM THE WASTE BASKET, YOU WONT HELP ANY OF US THROW EVEN THE TINIEST PIECE OF PAPER?

"WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?" YOU ASK WITH THIS AIR OF DUMBNESS. YOU'RE A STUPID ASSHOLE, THAT'S WHAT. I DIDN'T DO SHIT TO YOU AND YOU HAD THE CHEEK TO FUCKING SLAP A FUCKING PLASTIC TO MY FACE WHEN BOTH ME AND TEACHER ASKED YOU NICELY, TO HOLD IT FOR A WHILE. YOU FUCKER. BLIND IS IT? CANNOT SEE I PICKING UP MARKERS? THAT'S WHY. WITH YOUR BIG FAT HEAD AND YOUR TINY EYES, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A HUMAN PIG!

DO YOU KNOW THAT PIGS CAN HARDLY SEE IN THE SUNLIGHT? I GUESS THE OVEN BLOCK MUST HAVE ROASTED YOUR EYES. BURNED AND CHARRED AND DRIED THE HELL OUT OF YOUR EYES. EH BODOH! PERGI MAMPOSLAH! NOONE LIKES YOU IN THE CLASS. ASSS. YOUR STUPID DRAMA COMP PLOT IDEA IS SO LAME AND NOT FUNNY IT MAKES COMEDIANS EVERYWHERE DIE A LITTLE BIT ON THE INSIDE, LAUGHING AT YOUR STUPIDITY.


YOU BLOODY BASTARD CAN GO PISS OFF. WHO, YOU ASK? I'M NOT GOING TO WRITE ANY NAMES HERE BECAUSE I KNOW HE'S SUCH A FUCKING ASS AND A FUCKING COWARD THAT I KNOW HE'S GONNA DO SOMETHING LIKE SPREAD THIS POST AROUND OR TELL THE PRINCIPAL OR CRY TO HIS MOMMY OR SOMETHING.

Even as Indians, my friends think you're a fucking disgrace. Feel free to drop from the face of the Earth anytime soon.

SINCERELY,
FARAH AMIRA AMIR HAMZAH.

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OMG! ARDA! I feel STALKED! =O ●●●
Tuesday, February 03, 2009 6:49 pm

NOTE: I SAW THIS IN ARDA'S BLOG AND SINCE THERE'S A LINK IN HER TAGGIE, I DECIDED TO GIVE IT A WHIRL. =D

Your view on yourself: [possibly true?]

Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for: [true]

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship: [true]

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:

You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?

Your views on education [sorta true.]

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you: [HEHHHH. Did this thing read my mind?]

You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

How do you view success: [TRUE]

Success in your career is not the most important thing in life. You are content with what you have and think that being with someone you love is more than spending all of your precious time just working.

What are you most afraid of: [VERY TRUE]

You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

Who is your true self: [HAHAH. Yeah, kinda. hehh.]

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

Oh and this is from TEST 78:

You value your friendships: 70%

You love your friends very much - so much so that it's actually quite a worry. You may not be able to cope very well when you do lose somebody's friendship. You are a very sensitive and fragile person, and are therefore likely to get upset easily. You care for your friends and are willing to do anything that they ask you to do. Sometimes this can make your friends think that you are a bit of a nuisance. Nevertheless, people do really love you because your highest priority is your friends.

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this is why i'm friends with jafreen natassia iman. ●●●
Monday, February 02, 2009 12:07 am
Jaf Tasha says:
the male population has jus proven our thesis that they're stupid for being bliind to not notice farah amira

Jaf Tasha says:
lol


HAHAHAHAH! Stupid male population. =D

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boys. ●●●
Sunday, February 01, 2009 9:58 pm
Boys are annoying.

But hot boys are excruciatingly delicious to stare at.

Being friends with a hot boy is a priviledge.

Boys can be unexpectedly nice at times.

Good boy friends[not BOYFRIENDS] don't like to see their GIRL FRIENDS cry.

Boys can be funny too!

Smart, sexy and sweet boys make awesome boyfriends. Methinks.

Boys who can sing, are the next level of SMEXINESS.

Boys with Australian accents are hot. British accents? Perfect.

Boys have a way of making people remember them.

Boys have lotsa sections in magazines dedicated to them.

Some boys can be annoying BUT all gentleman-y.

You can get boys to buy you drinks/candy/chips most of the time.

OR give them money and make them your waterboy!

Fit boys are God's blessings.

They inspire you to get fit as well and hopefully, get noticed.

Boys are hopeless with birthday/anniversary/meeting/whatever dates.

So, don't get too upset if your boytoy forgets yours!

Boys become men.

Men are responsible for creating MSN, Myspace, Friendster and Facebook... and the TELEPHONE! =D

The ugly duckling type of boys have this special ability to become a GORGEOUS SWAN during their teens. DAMN!

I have just dedicated a post to the existence of boys. What is the world coming to?

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