Surprises. {fmraLautz v.o2}

about a girl.●●●

Hi. People call me farah.
I like to doodle lyrics. and quotes. I first loved on March 8,1993. Yes, I'm going to be a senior in high school this year. SPM sucks balls. Why can't they just leave us alone?. Taylor Lautner? he's my husband.. I like to read. Books are cool.. No, contrary to popular belief, I am neither a nerd nor am I heartless. i ~~can be~~ am just dorky and sarcastic sometimes. i like music because i can relate to the lyrics.

chitchat. ●●●

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*gasps* Sam Stern = my friggin' idol! ●●●

Sunday, July 29, 2007 1:58 pm

He's so cute! Don't deny it! THe youngest chef to ever produce a cooking book at the age of 14! He's 17 now!! Dammit!!

Sam! I LOVE YOU!!!!

whee~~

[6 more days till exams!]

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Friday, July 27, 2007 9:50 pm

took this off Jo's blog. I'm impressed!

Stupid Pigs. ●●●

8:47 pm

Let's begin with yesterday, shall we? I cried in school again. Idiot! I won't ever mention his name anymore! You wanna know who, go ask Syawal or Fatin.

The stupid SAB Crew were toying around with the fire extinguisher and then dont noe what happened, the dust thingy came out. Kayum swept the floor and then the IDIOT took the dustpan and scattered the dust thingy around the class. I was so pissed I told him

"Aku taulah bapak kau YDP, tapi... kau jangan lah nak ngada-ngada,"

and then he coplaint, blablabla.

I asked everyone outside who did it, none replied or confessed.

I asked for about 5 minutes, still I was ignored. I got so pissed I declared that I'm going to report SAB Crew to Mr Tan.

Then the IDIOT and Kayum went after me (The idiot was pissed and followed me. Kayum tried to calm the two of us). So then we fought and snapped at each other at the stairs near 2A.

And then he insulted me pretty hard, I screamed at him in anger and then started to cry.

He said "Bajet bapak kau Dato' Aku kena dengar cakap kau? Bajet kau prasarana nak kepoh satu sekolah. Kau nie bodoh gila! Guna lah otak sikit! Daripada dulu kerja dok membebel je kerja,"

I snapped back "Jangan nak melampau lah! ENGKAU GUNA OTAK KAU DULU! BODOH! AKu nak buat kerja aku takde orang appreciate kan?! FINE! PERGI MATI LAH KAU!"

And then he looked at me in disgust and I glared back at him. Eff him. I went up to class and everyone asked me why I was crying. May asked me if I had told Mr Tan and I shook my head and started to cry again. Then Rocyie and Yasameen and Harjeet and Kayum were like "Farah, okay ke tak?" "Farah, are you okay? Relax okay. Take a deep breath,"

And then Wei Ci mouthed something at Yasmin and then she tried to comfort me and then I started to cry again. I don't know what I'd do without Yasmin. Oh sure, when you first look at her, you'd think she's one of those typical malay girls with bad languages but she's super-nice.

Oh,yeah. The pigs actually looked at me. *sticks tongue out*

Eventually, I stopped crying and then Rocyie chased Harjeet around the class which really made me laugh. The best part was, Adib Fiqri, who just came up and saw tears in my eyes came up to me and said "Asal kau nangis? Cakap lah kat aku,"

I just smiled and wiped my eyes. A few moments later, May Lee returned with Mr Tan. He called out all witnesses who saw the fire extinguisher thingy and guess what? The IDIOT was slapped. One for each cheek. Good for him.

So, yeah that's pretty much all about yesterday.

-

Today: I woke up with a slight fever which unfortunately I didnt recover from since tuition yesterday. *sighs* My dad asked me if I wanted to go to school or not and then at first I didn't want to but then I remembered my supposed oral with Mr Moorthy and then I got up of bed. And then my dad reminded me "Ah, nanti kan ada jamuan for Interact kan? Pergi je lah. Makan panadol okay?"

And then was shocked when they announced that we have an early recess today. Ate mi bandung! IT KICKS ASS!! A Value-for-money nutritious meal.. Er... Hidangan sepinggan lengkap. xD

After that, didn't learn much during Maths. Just Pythagoras revisions and then we had no teacher for agama and BA! Whee!

Hung out with Bryan, Suhaizam, Ummul, Amalina(the non-probate thank you very much!) and Liyana. Bryan upsetted Amalina and she refused to talk to him. It was so funny. xD

Oh yeah, BREAKING NEWS! Apparently, one of the piggies suddenly 'gila kuasa'.. WoOT!

You know, I joined Fara and SHida and lepaked at the tangga right, trying to finish off my Sour Ribbon thingy after recess and then she came up to us and said "FORm 2's please go back to class!"

HAH! BROKEN ENGLISH! AND YOU'RE JUST A PROBATE! SEDAR LAH DIRI SIKIT! I MEAN, HEL-LO! BEFORE THEY [piggies] BECAME PROBATES THEY TOO, ALWAYS LOITERED AROUND NEAR THE STAIRS!!!

And then we were all like "WO!!!!" "PEGH!!!!!" attacking her.

Then she went off huffily. I scoffed and told Shida and Fara "Tu baru percubaan tu, dah gila kuasa,"

And then they agreed "TUlah pasal! BAjet gila!!"

And anyway, Razman and Christopher and other probates who saw us didnt even bother. Loser!

So, after that, the Interact Farewell party. We were s'posed to have only two slices but I got 5 *faints* 2 regular ones, 3 small thin crusted ones. I took 2 of those thick crusted ones, and took one small piece of the thin bbq one. It was like, I dunno.. The size of half a prefect's notebook? And then I was tempted to get another one but was too shy to get one [people were starting to leave and there were still leftovers] so Jo took one for me! After I ate it, Jo gave me another one. She was like "Take it, take it! I know you want it!" My jaw flung open and my lollipop almost fell down. I was so reluctant to eat it and after I finished it, I downed the thing with my mineral water till the bottle was empty.

When Pn Chin asked me to help carry the pizza boxes to recycle, Jo AGAIN, came to me and gave me another slice. By the time, I got home. I was detrmined not to eat anymore pizzas until after exams. xD

So, okay guys! I guess that's it! And is it me or are you people starting to abandon your blogs? HMMM???

Oh yeah! I'm addicted to this song, playing right now. Misery Business by Paramore. It kicks ass!! Wheeee~~

Tried to download it from Ares but somehow rather, i couldn't so asked from Nathan instead.[my friend from TW]

As a conclusion: STAY AWAY FROM JO DURING JAMUANs! She'll feed you till you're bloated like the witch in Hansel and Gretel. Not that I'm saying you're as mean and horrible as the witch, but you have the similarity of feeding people to death x)

p/s: Betted Rm1 with Bryan. He said He and Su Ann (NOT FROM SAB! But she's still in Form 3) are going to be together til Form 5. HAH!

pp/s: Must go and delete the idiot from my Myspace. Ciao darlings!

Wayne in SAB // updates // Hp7 ●●●

Saturday, July 21, 2007 9:03 pm

Welllll... Someone was requesting for a post and here it is!

Syawal, Stefira and I went to look for Wayne in the bus stop. Saw him, daydreaming and looking at the school field.

So I exclaimed, "OI! Daydreaming??"
So then the four of us went to buy Ice Blended and then he asked "Are you sure this is CLEAN??" to which I retorted " Call us if you die!"

So yeah, after that we chatted up in the canteen. He had to sit on "THE CHAIR". After that, Jo came by and sat on Syawal's seat coz she went to buy a drink. After she got back, Syawal insisted on Jo sitting there.

And then Biggy Bro came and Stefira told him to pull the long bench and sit there. Syawal then also went to sit on the bench.

After that, I did my lines. 50 lines of 'I must make sure I complete my homework before coming for tuition' and showed Wayne my paragraph of him for my sivik homework. Jo then translated the thing into English and he was like "AWWW... I'm honoured!"

[Big Bro looked jealous. XD]

After that, Bro left for Chinese class followed by Syawal who left at 2 PM.

So, the four of us talked.... Wayne didn't talk much except he told us a bit of his dead rabbits, his siblings and how he ended up in London and also about his experience climbing trees and such.

He also shocked Stefira by rolling his eyes really fast. xD

So then we played Tic-Tac-Toe and then he was like, persuading Stefira to wear her glasses and such.

He also said that he wants to have a birthday party at his house.. [roll eyes]

So yeah, that's about all of it... I think?

I've got short term memory loss, do the math. Ask Jo or Stefira for more details, a'ight.

Oh yes!

FACT: JO AND WAYNE HIGH-FIVED 8 TIMES!

FACT: Now that you think about it, Tim doesn't look like Wayne.

FACT: Wayne thinks Big Bro is "loud" and Syawal "quiet"

FACT: Apparently, his head is made out of steel. Banged his head twice on the pole trying to retrieve Crystal's book on the corridor's roof( thanks to Chris) and didn't even grunt a single bit.

FACT: Jo can do a really superb British accent.

FACT: My "husband" said I "cheated" on him for meeting Wayne. He then laughed at it though.

So that's about it. Syawal, remind me of anymore facts if there are. xD Or for that matter, Bro too.

And yeh, we plan to go watch Transformers next week, people! Wanna come? x)

-END OF BLOGGING ABOUT YESTERDAY-

If you noticed me mentioning about my husband, read on to find out.

Updates: Umesh is my husband... xD But I'm his second wife! =0

He was elected... SOMETHING for Interact. Unfair, really considering that I had been in Interact since last year.. Ahh well!

-END OF UPDATES-

Harry Potter 7.. Hmmm..... Up to chapter 9 there has been ONE death. I won't tell who, though.

I was aghast when my Dad showed me the article in NST that was about MPH,Popular and Times not selling HP7 because Tesco and Carrefour are apparently, selling it cheaper. I was like "WTF?!?!"

Then my dad said, "Ok, jom beli Harry Potter in carrefour je!" to which I replied "NO! I HATE CARREFOUR AND TESCO! *mumbles*"

My dad laughed and said "BUT I LIKE CARREFOUR AND TESCO. Kalau murah, Abah suka,"

I'm like super -__________________________________-"

Oh yeah, I got the peacock feather pen too!! It's lovely! I'll post it here!

Cantik kan?

Then when I went into Kino just now kan, there was this boy with his friends. He apparently brought a HP7 book with him and then the censors went off. Everyone thought he stole the book and then he made a phone call or smth and then the manager came out and everything was settled and he got back the book.

CRAAZZZYYYY!

AND justin said his friend read the ending and wanted to spoil it for me. So I retorted some stuff and he said "What? You got some ending protection program or smth?" and then I said yeah and he said he wanted the 'link' so I typed back

www.mrjustinchoyisaharrypotterruiner.com

XD

Hmm.. I guess that's all???

OH AND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! KENAPALAH TAKDE ORANG UPDATE BLOG NOWADAYS???

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT LET ME BE BORED! ●●●

Tuesday, July 17, 2007 9:27 pm

Stole it from Jo XD

Friday the 13th ●●●

Friday, July 13, 2007 6:17 pm

I guess... Friday the 13th really has its fair share of bad luck. /sigh*

Bad luck one

Nobody wants to be in my group for sivik. I cried justnow because of that.

Bad luck number TWO

I lost my Prasarana name tag. Yep. LOST IT.

And I got my face painted by Umesh and Bryan. You know we had to paint the mural at the wat-wat-wat science lab bawah the bilik seni right? so then after form 3's conquered the place, Bryan,Umesh and me had nothing left to do. Since his face was half painted by Ameeza and Aina'a, Bryan decided to modify it.

After that, he painted umesh with black and green, commando style.
Then I said, "LOOK AT MY FACE! CLEAN FROM PAINT!! HHAHAH!!"

Then the two of them, secretly took brushes with yellow, green and blue paint and painted my face with stripes and dots and I was shrieking "OI!! IT's SO COLD LAHH!!! ENOUGH,ENOUGH!"

And then they laughed and we went to the sink near the bengkel where I washed my face and the form 4's painting dono-what looked at us like were crazy.

xD

I still have paint left... A BIT. ANd i went to KLCC in my school uniform with a bit of paint left on my face. Come to think of it, I STILL DO have paint on my face. BLEK.

I don't know what I'd do without Bryan, Umesh and Rupini. Uhhh Club rules!

A convo we had during yesterday's Interact meeting:

"WOW!! AINA'A DENGAN UMESH ADA CHEMISTRY!!!"
"MEREPEK JE LAH!! Aaa.. Bryan dengan Farah AMira ade chemistry!!"
"Aiyoo.. Aina'a.. So outdated lah you. Kan Farah?"
"Yep."
"Aina'a.. I love you"
"EEEEEEEEE,"
"*laughs*"
"Famira and Bryan ade chemistry!!!"
"DUDE! You kena activate SMS Alerts lah!"
"*laughs*"
"FARAH,I LOVE YOU!"
"Heh, I love you too, Bryan!"

-The Uhh Club, Aina'a, Bryan,Me, Umesh.

And after that, we burst into a fit of laughter. Eh, C'MON LAH! Bryan dah ada girlfriend. And he's like a brother to me. So, non of these 'Farah-likes-Bryan' business.

Heh.

Oklah, I wanna have dinner.. Ciaoz darlings!

Mumble,mumble,snort,yawn. ●●●

Wednesday, July 11, 2007 8:05 pm

Sakit badan from yesterday belum recover. Today kawad and then played a combi of squash/basketball with my cousin(basically it's like b.ball but you have to throw the ball to the wall, like squash.)

I TELL YOU, BOLEH MATI!

Some more got UDTa(lari) besok.

ANNNNDDDDD.... Masa balik tadi, guess who tumpang-ed?

TImothy. a.k.a. Wayne look-a-like.

I had to stop myself from laughing hysterically like a mad person so I had tobasically put half of my fist in my mouth.

Yep.

Gila kan?

He was going to tuition with Kihsam and Fahmy. Sho, yeah. He tumpang. Almost passed out from holding on to sanity.

It's called..... TORTURE! [UDTA] ●●●

Tuesday, July 10, 2007 5:05 pm

Yep, people. We had UDTA Round one today. You know those push ups, sit ups, stretching thingy. SURPRISINGLY I did quite WELL!!!

Sit ups

I aimed: 18
A: 16
Results: 15 x__x

Push ups
I aimed: 10
A:21
Results: 21 [even more x_________x]

Stretchy thingy
I aimed: 2 cm
Term 1 result: -2 =(
Results: 5

And so, ta-DAA!!!

Last time I remembered, doing push-ups was like.. SUICIDE! By the 8th time, I had started to lose control over my arms and I basically fell onto the mat. And I became exhausted.

TODAY, was... crazy. I don't know. I just kept on going and then suddenly, my right shoulder(which had been hurting since yesterday, FYI) became numb. And I fell onto the mat.

Annabelle, being my partner, was like "YOU cAN DO IT!!" She did 34. =(

So, yeah! Although I expected the sit-ups so much better. I got it messed up. ONE MORE MARK TO GET AN A DAMMIT!!

*sigh*

Oh yeah..

WILL WAYNE YEANG WEI YANG, who according to his SISTER, just got NEW CONVERSE SHOES, GET A MALAYSIAN SIM CARD AND SMS ME?!?!?!!?! *mumbles*

Survey thanks to Syawal ●●●

Sunday, July 08, 2007 12:46 pm

Do you have to pee right now?
NO.

What did you dream about last night?
I forgot but it's something school related.

What are you doing tomorrow?
go to school, Go to tuition, do homework.

Whats the weather like?
sunny but there's thunder.

What song makes you happy?
"The Take Over, The Breaks Over"!!! (FOB!!)

What are you good at?
uhh... annoying people?

Bed sheet color?
floral pink.

What does your room look like?
messy, plain, jesse posters here and there, ande rr.. one kakashi poster above my brother's bed. YEP. I share my room with him. *roll eyes*

Can you drive ?
er, I can.. DRIVE people insane!

Do you like moving?
depends, really.

What is bothering you?
no one wants to comment my story. =(

Can you do a cartwheel?
nayyy. I can sleep for 10 straight hours though. Wanna watch? x)

Ever gone a whole day without eating?
Basically, 3/4 day coz of puasa. x)

How much money do you have on you?
31 bucks. My dad's sposed to repay me 11 bucks.

What makes you mad?
Mad as in angry = homework, accusations, Math, iPod not functioning.
Mad as in crazy = Ed, Tom, Wayne, Syawal.

What if you found out you were adopted?
*scoff* I am SO NOT! I look like my mum, I have my dad's habits of always being the last person to take a shower during the weekends, I have my late granddad's temper. So, yeah. I AINT!

Who would you take a bullet for?
My parents, my best friends, my cat.

Who cheers you up the most?
WAYNE! and.. TOM!! and...... ED! Well, mostly Wayne. Yep. Wayne.

Whats the craziest thing you have done?
uhm... there's loads but I just can't remember right now.

What is the hardest thing in life?
Idk. Irony?

Do you have a diary?
yep. I only write in it to RECORD special stuff.

If your best friend died...
I'd cry my eyeballs out and not eat for two whole days and wont go out of my room and wont talk to anyone. YEP.

Do you like 80s movies?
>.> NO!

What is your favorite movie?
Harry Potter... DUH!

What kinda movies do you like?
comedy, teen, and love stories without those excessive 18 scenes.

Would you like to move?
YES! so I can have my OWN ROOM!!!

What have you learned lately?
that ... I have really nice eyes.

Who taught you that?
I DID, YOU MORON! I DID! Just the perfect brown. Not too light, not too brownish. A perfect blend of black and brown.

Are you sad?
kinda. =(

What is your favorite flower?
roses. They look pretty!

Favorite time of day?
night time

Watch all Spiderman movies?
Yep.

What are you looking forward to?
Wayne sms-ing me!

Do you like haunted houses?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

UTTER ODIUM// WAYNE's COMING BACK!! ●●●

11:50 am

WTF! I can't put a title! The title thingy doesn't want to work for me!!! *toooooooooooooooooooooooot*

Anyway, the title odium means hate. In this case, hate for unknown and unfamiliar people weddings. SO yeah...

My parents woke me up coz we were going to balik kampung.. so after getting my butt//shorts wet from washing my shoes(stupid hose), I changed to a tee shirt and long pants and then my mum said "TAKKAN NAK PEGI WEDDING PAKAI MACAM TU??"

I said "MANA ADE SAPE2 CAKAP NAK PEGI ORANG KAWIN!I WANNA STAY AT HOME!"

Then my mum said "Ahh, I don't care. Ikut jugak. Duduk rumah Wan!"

So, then after a short arguement, they left me.

Frankly, I DONT KNOW WHOSE WEDDING I WOULD BE ATTENDING SO WHY SHOULD I, RIGHT??

Oh yeah! I'm also disappointed that no one wants to comment on my story. IDIOTS! *coughs*

And, on a lighter note, WAYNE IS COMING BACK!!

Yes people, WAYNE!!

He'll reach here around 6ish today and ARDA! good news, he'll be getting a Malaysian Sim around tomorrow. SO YEAHHHHHH!!!

LALALALAALALAAAA~~

DID I MENTION I'm IN TWO STORIES??? WHEEEEE!

*slaps self*

Uhh.. right. Better go type in KSF while no one's at home and do my KST and the stupid class deco and Maths homework.. Ciao bella!!

SHIT. ●●●

Friday, July 06, 2007 10:28 pm

Ok, today and yesterday... frankly depressing. Will get back to you later. Right now, I'll tell you about Tuesday. I had to sit outside for 20 minutes during KH coz I didnt bring my latihan book. *sniff* But the SAB Crew kena duduk lagi lama ! SO yeah, proof that teacher sayang us girls (me, shida, min, nazila) and Vinodh. Wednesday = AGM agak boring this year but WTH.

So okay, yesterday. Interact got cancelled. And there was the tresure hunt thing. Ameeza joined, left her purse(which has her new phone in it) to Najat and Fatin to jaga. THey didn't keep it properly. Around 3 something they went off to the toilet. The table dah takda anything else when Zul and Hanna came.

When we wanted to shift tables, I made sure dah takde valuables on my table. Nope. Memang takde. So masa nak balik, Najat and Fatin came to me asking "MANA AMEEZA PUNYA PHONE??"

I'm like, appalled. I thought they took it! So then Ameeza started crying and what not, I was being interrogated and also being accused JUST because I was sitting there. And then they said that we'd have to replace it. I AM SO NOT GOING TO REPLACE IT COZ MEMANG BUKAN MY FAULT!

I was so angry I went home. Fahmy told me that if they don't wanna trust me, he'll back me up with his gang.

THis morning. I was interrogated again. The depression and stress had gotten to me After assembly, I went to sit next to Shida with tears in my eyes and my face, sullen. Then she asked me what's wrong and I started crying my eyeballs out for about 15 -20 minutes, telling her what happened at the same time.

My first ever nervous breakdown.

SO, then after that, I got settled and went to wash my face. Soon, Pn Izakiah entered the class. Maths totally cleared my head for a while. I kept asking questions and answering her questions on coordinates.

Then during Agama, Ustazah didnt come in coz she was with those in the surau coz of the Cambodian delegates. SO Nadia and Priya DECIDED to stay in class and skip Moral. Then she marah-marah me and aaid "MANA DECORATIONS UNTUK CLASS? KATA NAK BAWAK HARI NIE!"

I told her "EH, BODOW. I SAID I WOULD BUY THE STUFF YESTERDAY AND DO IT TODAY. SADLY, I ONLY REACHED HOME AT 7.30 and after SETTLING DOWN, I WENT TO TUITION!"

And then she said "AH, TULAH PANDAI SANGAT CAKAP. ORANG DAH BUAT DECO TU CUKUPLAH. NI NAK BISING BISING PULAK. SO MAKNANYA I DAH PEKAK LAH EHH? I CLEARLY HEARD YOU SAYING THAT YOU WOULD BRING IT TODAY!"

Needless to say, I lost my temper. "YES! YOU MEMANG PEKAK!JANGAN NAK PANDAI-PANDAI BUAT CERITA, NADIA! THAT'S WHY I HATE YOU PEOPLE, YOU MOTHERF***ING BITCH!"

Lepas tu, konon nak tunjuk cool, she said "I'D RATHER BE A BITCH THAN BE SOMEONE LIKE YOU!" and she went off with her big, fat ass.

Then Amalina said, "Well at least KAU SLIM!" to Nadia. Nadia Priscilla? The pig? SLIM?!

OVER MY DEAD BODY! SHE HAS THE BIGGEST ASS EVER AND WHEN SHE PASSES MY DESK IT WOULD ALWAYS MOVE BECAUSE OF HER FAT ASS! AND SHE PERASAN SANGAT DIA TU LAWA AND SUARA DIA SEDAP CAM SINGERS IN HOLLYWOOD. BALIK KAMPUNG LAH WEYH!!!

AT LEAST I MENGAKU, MY VOICE TAK SEDAP. I SING FOR FUN. AT LEAST I MENGAKU I AM NOT PRETTY AND YES, I HAVE A FAT ASS. PERGI CARIK CERMIN LAH WEYH!! NO WAY, USHANA AND PAVEN NAK SUKA, POMPUAN CAM TU?? DAHLAH BAJET APPLY JADI PREFECT. KURANG AJAR NGAN CIKGU POWN NAK APPLY? EFF HER!

PASTU KALAU GELAK, SNORT HABIS-HABISAN. PASTU LARI POWN CAM ORANG TAK RETI LARI WITH HER HANDS AND ARMS FLAPPING EVERYWHERE!

Paven hates her. Paven said it to me and Rupini. Padan muka, tadi masa balik sekolah, Rupini and Paven were talking and then the bitch passed by. GI MATI LAH POMPUAN!

I'll tell you this. I don't need to go and check my blood pressure. People LIKE THEM and CRISES like those above are enough to make me feel depressed. GOd KNOWS IF I AM SUFFERING FROM HYPERTENSION!

p/s: I lost my short story which took me two frigging days to write. I put it in between my Buku Koko. Yesterday balik tuition, carik in both my bags takde. *sob*

Oh, where's Wayne! I miss his crazy antics and humorous traits that always help to cheer me up...

WAYNE!!!!